A Friday the 13th tale.
Posted by Blizz Prez under Blizzard on
It was summer. I was gardening. It was hot. I took a sip of soda and felt something sharp on my lip. Thinking I had cut myself on the soda can somehow, I quickly pulled it away to discover I still felt the sting… of a bee… attached to my lower lip. I shooed it off and in a matter of minutes my kisser grew twice its size. My appearance didn’t dissuade me from heading to the mall, however, in order to nurse my wound with an OREO Blizzard® Treat. And I survived. Oh yeah, did I mention that I also managed to fall off a roof that day as well? Survived that too. Landed on my feet. NBD. But maybe you can top it. What’s your freaky Friday story?
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Well prez sorry I can’t top your Friday the 13th story ( since my bad luck happened later ) because I actually had a blizztastic time at DQ home of the Blizz & no bad luck is there at DQ.
However my bad luck ALMOST happened 3 days after that. It started like this. I was working my but off mowing the lawn , cleaning my sister’s room ( she makes a huge mess ) , sweeping the house , mopping the house , & all that after I undecorated the x-mas tree by myself. Well that was not the bad news the bad news hitted me in the fact when I was enjoying my green tea in my Blizzard® cup ( I reuse & keep them very often ) not only was it not brewed yet but I think I might have boiled my tongue if I didn’t technically it was only due to like a few ice cubes.
Then after that I could of sworn a nightmare came to life that I COULD ONLY SEE MY Blizzard® TREAT ONLY ONCE A WEEK DUE TO A TERRIBLE SCHEDULE & [ bad issues with some relatives that should not be named who are kind of freaky to me since they don't have Blizzard® pictures in their albums like I do ( I mean how weird of some people right? ) ]!!!!!!!!!
However I was determined , I explained , I pleaded , I begged , I even cried , I bargained , I dominated , & I rescheduled just so I can see my Blizzard® treats every day ( I celebrated with my flavorite Blizzard® and it was the Oreo® cheesequake Blizzard® )
Which reminds me of a couple thing 1st my formula
:( + Blizzard® treats =
And one of my catch phrases
ALWAYS REMEMBER FELLOW Blizzard® fan club memebers brothers & sisters YOU ARE NEVER TOO BUSY FOR Blizzard® treat & also PLEASE DON’T STOP BEING THE BEST FANS EVER ( while I’m THE GREATEST OF THE BEST FANS EVER ).
From THE BLIZZARD’S® ( & your ) GREATEST FAN DAVID HERNANDEZ!!!!!!!!!!! ( & hopefully the fan voted v.p , temporary Blizz prez , or other very important Blizzard® position with a Blizzard® in my hand ).
as long as I get my Blizzard® I am
Oh one last thing to put before I’m done.
There was a very ironic thing between the two stories of mine and the Blizz prez’s not only did we have at least a Blizzard® treat to make things better ( who wouldn’t ) , but the ironic thing was the day after Friday the 13th I had an Oreo Blizzard® & a chocolate chip cookie dough Blizzard® treat which kind of makes me think ” R me and the prez sinc. Or something?” because I got a Oreo Blizzard® the day after he did but I got two and in his story he got 1 so I wonder did he had a chocolate chip cookie dough Blizzard® within the 3 day period? If so I just might think we r related [ besides being Blizzard® fan club bros ( prez/him & GREATEST FAN/ME ) ].
Dude David you have issues