A guaranteed win

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Picture an explosive fireworks display! A motorcyclist tightrope-riding across Niagara Falls! Loud gasping! Exclamation marks! An excited preface intended to build anticipation! Fans, get amped and antsy all at once (“ampsy”) because for the first March in the history of my presidency, I’ve filled out a Blizzard® Treat bracket. Over the past two weeks, flavors have been facing off, vying to rule my taste buds. Yes, fans, this sounds crazy—and a lot like cheating—and technically, you’re right. But when I’m gazing at the menu trying to remember my flavor pick, all I can think about is my undying egalitarian affection for every Blizzard Treat. So I just end up treating my way through the menu list. I doubt I’m going to win my bracket, but every flavor choice I’ve made feels like a win to celebrate. And that’s something to get “ampsy” about.

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All i can say is. I KNOW exactly how q feel. not much else needs to be said for words connot descibe the past experiences i had ( not even the photos i took of the blizzard treats can describe it and those photos were clear ). it was an out of the world experience that i know i am going to witness again but the bad part maybe that i can’t remember it but my tastebuds always will.

well blizz bro at least i know there is someone who thinks i am not too crazy in fact some people are curious about me ( please don’t ask ).

i still have soemthing planned for l8r so be on the lookout.

i even have blizztastic news but that is going to have to wait for l8r.

either way for now always remember this bro and all the other blizz fans PLEASE DON’T STOP BEING THE BEST FANS EVER ( while i am THE GREATEST OF THE BEST WHILE MY BRO IS THE PREZ ) FROM THE BLIZZARD’S GREATEST FAN DAVID HERNANDEZ ( who will hopefull be fan voted prez , vice prez , or other blizzard posistion with a blizzard in my hand ).

the Dairy Queen in Provo ut is horrible Dairy Queen needs to get rid of everyone there. They always argue with there customers. It sucks because we love dairy queen we used to go every weekend until one of the workers treated us terrible.

I’ve lost over 30 lbs in the past 2 months. Dr.s are still testing. So far they think it’s Paraneoplastics Syndrome. But thanks to DQ I’ve started gaining back some weight and strength. Nothing like a Peanut Buster Parfait to make a body feel a bit better.

I had a one of those like triple chocolate blizzard’s before and it made me puke because it was so sweeet.

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