Picture an explosive fireworks display! A motorcyclist tightrope-riding across Niagara Falls! Loud gasping! Exclamation marks! An excited preface intended to build anticipation! Fans, get amped and antsy all at once (“ampsy”) because for the first March in the history of my presidency, I’ve filled out a Blizzard® Treat bracket. Over the past two weeks, flavors have been facing off, vying to rule my taste buds. Yes, fans, this sounds crazy—and a lot like cheating—and technically, you’re right. But when I’m gazing at the menu trying to remember my flavor pick, all I can think about is my undying egalitarian affection for every Blizzard Treat. So I just end up treating my way through the menu list. I doubt I’m going to win my bracket, but every flavor choice I’ve made feels like a win to celebrate. And that’s something to get “ampsy” about.