Guess Where I’m Going
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Fans, today is my big annual Mysterious Day Out. Because it’s mysterious, I can’t tell you exactly where I’m going, but I will give you some clues to help you guess. Ready? My day begins with the purchase of a ticket. Then I’ll visit the baby animals and have my photo taken with a giant pumpkin, try to muster up the courage to go on a scary ride, win a fluffy toy, creep my way through a haunted house and ride the Ferris wheel. By now I’ll be starved, so I’ll hightail it from the place-that-shall-not-be-named to my local DQ® store and order an M&M’s® Brownie Blizzard® Treat. Did you solve the mystery of where I’m going yet? I guess I could give you one more clue. It rhymes with “share,” starts with an “f” and ends with an “r”—or in my case, a Blizzard Treat and a “nom, nom, nom.”
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Hm I think it’s a fair. Though I do have recommendations for your trip first take a trip to DQ using your DQ locator app to find it and order an m&m brownie blizzard like how I did yesterday ( seriously I did I have photos and i think this is the 3rd time I pick a Blizzard® at random and q post it one day afterwards seriously I’m starting to see something or tasting my Blizzard® again ). Next when you get a stuffed animal make sure it’s a Blizzard® bear so you can have a buddy to be with , when you take a photo next to the great pumpkin if possible take it with you Blizz bear and a true great pumpkin the pumpkin pie Blizzard® ( a DQ employee who will not be named told me that somewhere in georgia they have it year round , that & also my Road trip last year helped me found a strawberry golden Oreo Blizzard® in Arizona ) , then at the top of the wheel q can go hey I can see the world’s largest Blizzard® cup from here. As for the cute baby animals give them mini Blizzard® treats just for being cute & hungry. As for the haunted house the only thing q have to worry is making sure no one eats your Blizzard® treat or “borrowing” from your garden ( but then again q probably have that covered since your on a trip ).
Speaking of recommendations did q see the photo DQ took apparently the alien did take my words for it of ” WORTH LIVING FOR ” man I think I should be like a Blizzard® physic , Phychiatrist or something well either way I knew I am great at this maybe if I keep this up I can at least be Blizz prez for a day like q bro ( so I can bring all the Blizzard® flavors back like strawberry golden Oreo , nutter butter , & confetti cake back man they were awesome ).
Don’t worry I am still THE GREATEST BLIZZARD FAN ( while you prez ) , they r all the best fans ever which I’m the GREATEST OF THE BEST & being prez telling us stories and featuring ideas inspires us like the blizzternet 2.0 ( just a new name for q to think of for your Internet 2.0 idea seriously I like it
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But I am still inspired by my saying “YOU R NEVER TOO BUSY FOR A BLIZZARD” ( man do I have a story to tell about that in fact it brings tears of joy every time to me.)
And remember the words of the wise ” early to bed early to rise leaves q healthy wealthy & the guy wise enough to know I’m going to DQ first “. Please Blizz fans don’t stop being the best fans ever ( while I’m THE GREATEST OF THE BEST & my bro is the prez ).
From THE BLIZZARD’S GREATEST FAN ( & my bro the Blizz prez’s ) GREATEST FAN DAVID HERNANDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( which I will hopefully be fan voted Blizz prez , Blizz V.P , Blizz physic , Blizz Phychiatrist or other very important Blizzard® posistion with a Blizzard® in my hand ).
Kentucky State Fair
Please come to Japan again! !
Taste of the kid’s Cone that 35 years ago, I had a kid is not forgotten! ! !