Here’s to your hardest-working coworkers
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April 25 is a day for celebrating the real power behind your workplace. No, not you, silly. It’s Administrative Professionals’ Day! If you haven’t had time to shop for presents, don’t panic. Just take your favorite, most indispensable admins to DQ® for their favorite, most indispensable Blizzard® Treats. Use a Cookie Dough Blizzard Treat to thank your administrative assistant for setting up those meetings you love so much. A Banana Split Blizzard Treat tells the office manager, “I’m sorry I used up all the toner printing out my Miami Vice fan fiction.” And offer the receptionist a heartfelt apology for those prank phone calls with a Heath® Blizzard Treat. While you’re at it, why not get one for yourself too? Just be sure to throw away your cup when you’re done. The office manager is not your maid.
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Hey prez! Q know what q probably forgot? Well obiously not the Blizzard® of course but other situations @ work with others. Don’t worry they all have Blizzard® treats as the ultimate cure ( I mean what else could there be right? ) due to the my theorem which I am nominating this as the official Blizzard® fan club math equation people would want to hear of which is
+ Blizzard® treat(s) = 
. Now on to random situations at the office.
1. Say thank q to your co-worker with a chocolate covered strawberry Blizzard® for keeping that little secret from your boss that it was q who copied their but on the photo copy machine ( I know a lot of people think of that & I admit it’s hilarious in a gross way XD ) & that it was q who actually printed Blizzard® coupons & photos for themselves ( just use a different copy machine ).
2. Say I’m sorry that I spilled that large amount of paper & spirals on q & made q & myself look like a total cluts with a butterfinger Blizzard® ( it helps bond people die to memorized & they probably look back to it & laugh about it).
3. Then another situation would be when q want to help some coworker who isn’t really that awake & at hand so y not treat them for a mocha chip Blizzard® treat instead of that coffee cup then for sure be awake. I know I would
4. Then at last ( I have more like one about the coworker across the hall & an office party but sometimes I can’t keep my temptations up too long ) the new guy. Q would show him around and make him feel something special with how to do things , what his wages maybe , the do’s & don’ts , them q show him the employee of the month plate on the wall , q would probably feel that q might have brought his hopes too high & q let him down. So y not treat him with the Blizzard® of the month & it also happens to be the CARAMEL DELIGHT PIE Blizzard® treat. Then q can say to him we are delighted to have q here. And then q can enjoy your flavorite Blizzard® treat.
I’m still wondering who would be Choco cherry loved more ( well for sure they r Blizzard® approved & liked by me for sure ) the guy who brings Blizzard® treats in the early time to help q get started? Or the guy who brings Blizzard® treats probably at night to help q cheer up after a rough day?
O wait speaking of new like new coworker as usual for this whole month I got a new joke for q guys.
26. What did strawberry golden Oreo boy say when out of this world Oreo turned 100 years old?
Answer : happy golden birthday.
Please fellow Blizzard® fans PLEASE DON’T STOP BEING THE BEST FANS EVER ( while I’m THE GREATEST OF THE BEST FANS EVER ( said by an actual Blizzard® treat so yes it’s official & my bro is the prez ).®
From THE BLIZZARD’S® ( & q bro ) GREATEST FAN DAVID HERNANDEZ!!!!!!!!!!! ( & hopefully the fan voted v.p , temporary Blizz prez , or other very important Blizzard® position with a Blizzard® in my hand ).