This little piggy went….to DQ?
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Y’all have sent in some CRAZY stuff, but I only have so much space in my monthly emails. But…NOW WE HAVE THE FANBOOK! So I can write posts as long as I want…and you can send whatever you want – songs, poems, novellas, epic tales of Blizz love, ANYTHING!
Need inspiration? Well, this is an email my bacon-lovin’ Blizz bud, Larry, sent in. CHECK IT OUT!
Hello Blizz Prez,
I cannot describe to you the massive number of bacon flavored Blizzard treats I would drink. And also the number that everyone I know would drink.
Imagine all the goodness of crispy, delicious, not soft, not burnt bacon hot off the grill, but in a lightly swirled bed of sweet yummy soft serve. Truly this would be the manna of the Gods, fit for no less than that ultimate bacon lover, Apollo, himself. This would be a flavor customers would demand again, month after month, toward eternity, until humanity evolves out of the need for a mouth.
Please, benevolent flavor dictators, give me a bacon Blizzard treat. My life will never be complete without such a wondrous, perfect concoction.
Sincerely,
Larry Fine
Wondrous? Benevolent? Concoction? You just earned, like, four triple-word scores.
Whaddya think, BFC…is the world ready to dip their red spoons into crisp bacon pieces crumbled and tumbled in creamy DQ soft serve? Hmmm…this may take some DQ test kitchen research.
But until then, Larry – how’s this for some sizzlin’ style? I’m sure you’d turn some heads at your local DQ.
Comments
dear god no! I loves me some bacon (so does pretty much all of the the Minneapolis Social Media Breakfast club)…and I loves me some blizzards, but please, don’t try to combine the two!
DQ has bacon on their cheesburgers…so if “larry” wants, he can order a bacon cheeseburger, convert it to a regular cheeseburger…and make DIY bacon blizzard.
I have to go throw up a little…
mmmmm bacon. not in ice cream….that’s wrong.
Larry, here’s your bacon blizzard:
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/eats-and-treats/blizzard-of-the-month/
Larry-
What do they know. I challenge them to try it. I am gonna give it a whirl. Crispy- well-cooked bacon added to either a turtle blizzard or a midnight truffle bliz.
Congratulations Larry on thinking outside the box (of dilly bars.)
Hello,
My favourite Blizzard is Banana Dream Pie. I would love an assortment of Blizzards made with all kinds of Fruit, Fruit, Fruit and more Fruit! Apple Crumble Blizzards, Peach Crumble Blizzards, Pina Colada Blizzards, Pear Crumble Strawberry Rhubarb Crumble, Strawberry Custard Cream Blizzards, Blueberrry Crumble, etc etc, shake the fruit trees!
No!,not on a a blizard you cant do that. Thatz gross! And you shouldnt evan eat bacon, you should be a vegetarian. Have you seen the way they treat animals? And they give them steroids to make them fatter, and produce more meat when they slauter them. And they also give them other things that we souldn’t even have in our bodies, because they aren’t good for your body.
SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!!
i like DQ MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM THAT WAS GOOD
Bring back the Reese’s Pieces Blizzard!
from a culinary standpoint Larry has got something with that idea! I think I would first dip the bacon bits in chocolate and douse them with a sprinkle of cayenne pepper! Like that of an expensive truffle. That would certainly step up the pallet a bit!
Pregnant women around the world would rejoice! My idea tho is a chocolate, marshmellow, and graham cracker blizzard!