One seemingly normal day, I called my friend Joe and suggested we meet up for Blizzard® Treats. “Meet for what?” he asked. I chalked his confusion up to poor reception and told him to meet me at the nearest DQ® store. When I got there and looked at the menu, I was shocked to find buttons, paper clips and lint where soft serve and tasty toppings should have been! Joe appeared at my side, saying, “Here’s your soft serve,” and handed me a cup of lint. I was a living in a world without Blizzard Treats! Noooooooo!
And then I woke up. It was all a dream! [Pan to cup of lint and buttons on nightstand.] OR WAS IT?
(It was. Relax, Blizzard Treats still exist. Happy Halloween, everybody!)